Thought we'd see zero (per usual), but of course we saw a record amount. Even a road kill kitty she refused to walk away from.
“But mom, that coyote from a few weeks ago will get to eat this kitty if I don't right now!”
I had to carry her.
Just to get her far enough away that she was willing to walk again.
Told her I was going break off her legs when we got home. And that I was going to return her. That’s when I noticed a young girl walk by. She probably called animal control on me.
We get to the gas station (the one where Herc tripped me in front of a record amount of people gassing up their cars) and she refuses to leave a road kill doughnut.
Man down! Leave no doughnut behind!
I got to carry her again.
It's a good thing she's pretty.